The CHUCK NORRIS EXPERIMENT - Tour Diary

Back in sweden!

2006-10-15T10:51:00.000-07:00

Hey, and thanks alot for following our tour, we hope you enjoyed the ride as much as we did. Thanks to all bookers, promotors, bands and other people we met on the road.
This blog is now closed, but go to our webpage and check out the updates once in a while. Thats it. See you on the road. Ransom signing out.

Touring touring never boring.

2006-10-15T06:51:00.000-07:00

Ok. Back in denmark. Soon in sweden and soon home. Daniels have been out of snus for ten days, he is about one hour away from it. He is kind of jumpy. Strange night last night, but good. Did some last chance shopping on the boat. Now we do the last beer. Hey ho. Ransom

On our way home

2006-10-15T02:24:00.000-07:00

Tired, happy and horny we head home with fresh tatooes of Frank on our asses. Wanna thank the biker boys and management from yesterday who excellent care of us and made our last night memorable. C ya next year germany. //Mojo

Tour is over!

2006-10-14T14:51:00.000-07:00

Thats it. I have never been this tired. Baker dont want to go home. Fantastic crowd today, thanks alot. Thanks to all of you who came to the shows. Today some folks drove from belgium. Awesome. Thanks, and we will see you tomorrow. Ransom

Now we do the last show

2006-10-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

Place is packed. Goodnight. R

At the star club

2006-10-14T07:05:00.000-07:00

We are waiting around to soundcheck. The club is really cool and they say that there will be packed tonight. A good place to end the tour. The merch is almost sold out, four t-shirts left. Later! Chuck

Moring in dortmund.

2006-10-14T03:15:00.000-07:00

We found these guys in our room this morning. We are having breakfast ane we will drive to mühlheim for the last show on the tour. Tomorrow morning at nine we will start the drive home. Now we buy whiskey. Ransom

Chuck cooper

2006-10-13T14:58:00.000-07:00

Tough crowd today, we had to work very hard. Now i will sleep, and the gyus will hit a bar with ingo and kiste from the booking agency. Sleep tight. Ransom

LIVE PHOTOS

2006-10-13T10:32:00.000-07:00

Hey folks!
Now the photos from the tour are starting to show up on the web.
check out the places we have played (links on www.chucknorrisexperiment.com) and
there is also some cool stuff at our myspace page.
Two hours before we gotta hit the stage again, last show tomorrow! It will be strange to be back home, nice but strange. And this is a message to our workbuddies back home,,, talk quiet, do not do any sudden moves, avoid eye contact and please just be nice and kind for the first couple of days. The tour has been hard but very good, alot of great moments and alot of great rock´n´roll. We will try to put up a show for our friends and family back home as soon as we can.
Ransom and Lee Riot leaving to find the bar.

Oh yeah!

2006-10-13T10:10:00.000-07:00

Arrived at the club, at it is great. Big stage and nice people. A package of cigarettes in germany only includes seventeen smokes. Instead of raising the price they reduce the number of cigarettes. Hmmm. Happy friday. Ransom

On the way to dortmund.

2006-10-13T05:00:00.000-07:00

Sweaty show and night yesterday. Thank you frank. Doing fzw club tonight. Pristine are supporting tonight, can be fun. Just had breakfast and now i look forward to the show. We pray for good food tonight. Have a great friday. Ransom. Oh yeah, the show last night was exactly one year since we played there last time.

They love us.

2006-10-12T13:59:00.000-07:00

Alright. Now we party. Good night folks. R

Oh yeah

2006-10-12T13:54:00.000-07:00

This is why we do it. Thanks w-burg. Packed. Love. R

Dinner at immerhin

2006-10-12T11:07:00.000-07:00

Once again the evil of veggie people hits me. Our supportband which seems to be very nice are vegos. And now i have to eat that stuff. There is something wrong here. The place is already packed, and we are ready to kick it. Slept four hours at the hotel today. Very nice. See ya vegofuckers. Ransom

Touring touring never boring

2006-10-12T02:41:00.000-07:00

Left arnstadt behind and heading back to w-burg again. Only three shows left and we feel stronger than ever. I like germany, it feels almost like home. Nice people. We gave them a good show last night, my body is sore today. Rock on! Ransom signing out.

Arnstadt rocks

2006-10-11T15:08:00.000-07:00

Ok. Show is over and we are playing pool with some girls that seems to be very into baker. Good luck buddy. The show was good, alot of sweat and alot of love here tonight. About fifty folks and half of them moshing. Back to w-burg tomorrow. Good night. Ransom

Heading for arnstadt.

2006-10-11T07:51:00.000-07:00

Back in the van after a shoppingmayhem at walmart, so we got some jim and some brew to keep us warm. Had a good day off, würzburg is a great town. I will return for vacation. Meds are working and we all are very tired but ok. It is all about the show now, give it all for one hour and then wait, party and sleep. I will sleep now. Ransom

Wednesday in würzburg

2006-10-11T05:07:00.000-07:00

Relaxing in w-burg. Leaving for arnstadt in a few hours. We will play a club called jungfer. Lets hope it is fantastic. Four shows left of the tour. Feels both good and sad. /Ransom

Warming up Wurzburg

2006-10-10T12:59:00.000-07:00

Back in würsburg. Hanging out with frank at club fiasko. See you tomorrow. Chuck

Beer in Wurzburg

2006-10-10T09:11:00.000-07:00

For our free day in wurzburg we walk in town and drink beer. So its just like every other day on tour. //Mojo

Chuck says this sucks.

2006-10-10T05:07:00.000-07:00

Almost there and now this. Guess we will be here for a while, and we are out of beer. Meeting up with our buddy frank tomight, always a good time. The new motörhead album is great. Get it. Must have been a big accident, we are not moving at all and there are coming more cops all the time. Hope noone got hurt. /Ransom

Good morning folks.

2006-10-10T02:23:00.000-07:00

Sunny morning in germany. Cool and hard show last night. About fifty people on a monday in obermarchtal, that is pretty ok. Sold alot of records. All slept well and it looks like all is feeling good today. Day off today, so we will take a hotel in würsburg for the night. Ok, have a nice day. / Ransom

About to do obermarchtal

2006-10-09T12:49:00.000-07:00

Hey. This is the kreuz bar. It will be rocked. C

Baker is getting warmed up.

2006-10-09T09:55:00.000-07:00

Ok. Soon in obermachtal. This is touring, we drove through parma, milano, switzerland, austia, lichtenstein and had no time to stop. Just had a mc donalds dinner. Throat still fucked up, on medicine now. Other than that all is fine with all men onboard this warriorship named chuck. Cheers / ransom

Cne passing through switzerland

2006-10-09T05:12:00.000-07:00

We would like to thank the swiss customs for being the last left in europe to stand by the gestapo tradition. You do a great job. I hope you need my help in sweden some day. /Chuck

On the way to germany.

2006-10-09T00:58:00.000-07:00

Strange show yesterday. Not the best we done, i guess we need the day off tomorrow. We are all sick and tired. Tonight we play in the hometown of the pope, obermachtal. Yesterday night we were sitting in the van waiting to go to the hotel when a vespa with two very drunk italians crashed into the van. They were ok. Scarey stuff. The hotel had two wolves as guarddogs. How about that shit? Gonna sleep. /Ransom

And now the beach

2006-10-08T09:37:00.000-07:00

This is where we play tonight. /Ransom

Beach boys

2006-10-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

Yes. We are playing outdoors on the beach. This will be fun. Palmtrees and packed with tourists. C

Viareggio awaits

2006-10-08T06:24:00.000-07:00

Daniels checking out the italian views. Tonight we play viareggio, italy and tomorrow we have a ten hour drive back to germany. / Chuck

God morning Italy

2006-10-08T02:39:00.000-07:00

After yesterdays succesful show at Jack the Ripper we wake up im the vineyards to suny, warm weather. Life is good. //Mojo

Goodnight rånka

2006-10-07T18:31:00.000-07:00

Hey ho. First show in italy done. Great folks here in ronca. I could not stop saying: thank you rånka. Hehe. A good time in italy. /Ransom

The chuck have arrived in italy.

2006-10-07T12:31:00.000-07:00

We are doing the club jack the ripper in the town of ronca. Its a rock n roll taverna. Fantastic. Waiting for pizza and hanging out with the local rockers. Boring drive today. The supportband gonzales seems to be really good. The hotel is on a mountaintop surrounded by wine and olive trees. Gotta love it. Sleep well. / Ransom

Chuck signs everything

2006-10-07T04:22:00.000-07:00

Lots of autographs signed yesterday. A better and a high-res version up soon. Chuck

Guten morgen

2006-10-07T02:37:00.000-07:00

This is great. We had a blast last night. We went out first and killed the place. Neil and rich were great, we all enjoyed the show. We feel a little sorry for the cheaters, they had no chance. Artsy fartsy. All hangover having beer breakfast in the mountains. Chuckastic! Take care. /Ransom

ARRIVED SAFELY IN BERG

2006-10-06T08:44:00.000-07:00

Hi,
We have arrived safely in Berg, Austria.
Will do the show at Q-Club together with Neil Leyton (can) and the Cheaters from Norway.
A really small cool place in the middle of absolutley nothing.. great stuff.
more soon
/ King of the hill (Ransom)

Mount chuckmore

2006-10-06T05:45:00.000-07:00

Almost in berg. Sunny and warm in the alps. We finally got some meat. Why feed rockbands veggie food? We are men! goddamnit! More soon. /Chuck

Looking for a burger

2006-10-06T02:54:00.000-07:00

In the van. We are starving. We need meat. No more veggie please. Found daniels this morning so all is good. If my voice makes it past this weekend i will be surprised. Now we drive to the show in berg. Good morning. /Ransom

Chuck did Linz!

2006-10-06T01:48:00.000-07:00

Action. We truly own this town. Thanks to the crew at ann and pat and turbojugend, stahlstadt. We will be back. Now we finnish off a case of brew. We lost daniels somewhere along the night. Btw. The greatest punk singer, texas terri came backstage in berlin. Fantastic, so much energy and so cool. I am looking forward to the show in gbg soon. Stay on top. / Ransom signing out

Touring touring never boring.

2006-10-05T06:05:00.000-07:00

If someone can bring some snus to a show we would really appreciate it. Daniels is turning into mr hyde. ./ Ransom

Morning in wörgl

2006-10-05T03:42:00.000-07:00

Back in the van. On the way to linz for a show at ann and pat. Been on the road for a week now, and we are getting better every night. The show on friday is changed from klagenfurt to q-bar in berg. Over and out from the chucks.

Chuck...

2006-10-04T16:00:00.000-07:00

...ready!

Wurgl. Oh la la

2006-10-04T15:51:00.000-07:00

Gave it all we had. I Could not talk for an hour. Cruel gig. The chuck would like to thank the brave two hundred who defied the weather and made our day fantastic. Thanks. Now we sleep. /Ransom

WÖRGL - AUSTIRA

2006-10-04T11:16:00.000-07:00

Finally arrived the "arena" in Wörgl, austria.
The Gesthaus is up in the alps with a killer wiew and the showroom is really big and the folks wokring here seems nice and clean. Its a really small town with 12.000 people living here but they seem to get all the big good bands here.. and others too, I saw that our old buddies from adam west are playing here in a week... I´ll get back tomorrow!!
/Ransom

Alright amberg!

2006-10-04T04:09:00.000-07:00

Hey. We had some probs with the blog, but now it should be up again. Thank you amberg, we had a great time, great club. We will be back. Sorry for some incorrect spelling and other fuckups. We are blogging from a cellphone and we are not sober most of the time. Do it better yourself karin. Now we drive to austria. /Ransom

Touring touring never boring.

2006-10-03T04:57:00.000-07:00

On the way to amberg. The show last night in halle was super. Thanks to ronny and the crew at rockstation. You took good care of us. I am looking forward the first shower in three days. I forgot to tell you a funny episode from nexus. They refused to use our posters for political reasons. How rock of them. /Ransom

Soundcheck in halle

2006-10-02T08:27:00.000-07:00

Vaiting to soundcheck at rockstation in halle. Really cool place. On the inside that is. I will bring a bodyguard if i have to go outside. They have holiday here tomorrow so they exept a big crowd tonight. Chuck it. Ransom

Heading for halle

2006-10-02T02:50:00.000-07:00

Picking up the gear at nexus getting ready for todays ride to the show in halle. Yesterday was really cool sunday and alot of people travelling a long way to get chucked. Nice folks running the place. Ok. More news soon. Best wishes from ransom.

A long wait

2006-10-01T05:07:00.000-07:00

Check this out. The coolest club we seen. Waiting for someone to let us in. Havin a beer. Looking forward to hit the stage tonight. Want to try fuck you fries? Go to berlin. / Ransom

Leaving Berlin

2006-10-01T01:56:00.000-07:00

hey kids, Ransom here!
The show at white trash yesterday was totally great!
Packed place, great sound, nice people....
Thanks to the great staff att the club, expecially the girl in the bar
who fixed our makeup problem..
Now we are going to take the van and do a 2 hour drive through all
the sights in berlin city, and then we got a 3 hour drive to the next show
that will take place in Braunschweig. Looking forward to hit the stage again.
Great weather by the way, sun and summer...
We got the whole show on DVD yesterday, if the quality is ok, we will put some
of it on the webpage soon..

Signing out.

/ Ransom

Standing tall

2006-09-30T06:53:00.000-07:00

Mojo likes this sign in Berlin. It reminds him when he walks among men like a normal person...

BERLIN ROCK CITY!

2006-09-29T10:46:00.000-07:00

Hey kids,
The chuck finally arrived berlin... the show in copenhagen last night went really well. as you all know it was the first show for mr. chuck daniels, and he did a hell of a work.. it all got filmed so hopefully you will be able to see it on our website soon. The place (Lades) was really cool as usual, and the people working there are always great.. The support band was a supportband. We crashed at Stengades apartment where we witnessed a grand theft auto and a fire dangerously close to our place..
But we are all still alive and we are about to hit the streets of Berlin, such a great town.
The drive here was kind of nice, summer in the south of denmark, and the burning sun in berlin. Cant get much better for a bunch of frozen Swedes. We are happy for the day off, and we are really looking forward to kick some seious ass at white trash tomorrow. stay cool sucker.
/ / Ransom

Yeah!

2006-09-29T02:19:00.000-07:00

Daniels ready for his debut, and oh yes! He kicked some serious butt!

Chuck Ready!

2006-09-29T00:50:00.000-07:00

..about to go on stage at Lades in Copenhagen. Ransom salutes those who are about to get rawked! Chucktastic! //Mojo

Getting ready

2006-09-28T05:53:00.000-07:00

Pickin' up singer and booze. Heading for Copenhagen! // Baker

THE CHUCK NORRIS EXPERIMENT TOUR DIARY STARTS ON SEPTEMBER 28!!

2006-09-04T04:22:00.000-07:00

This is the official tour diary for the Swedish kickass desertpunkrockband The CHUCK NORRIS EXPERIMENT! The tour that is named after the new album "Volume! Voltage!" will take place from September 28 to October 15. The band will visit fantastic countries like: Denmark, Germany, Austria and Italy!

TOURDATES
09/28 Copenhagen, Lades, Denmark
09/29 Berlin, Drinkin', Germany
09/30 Berlin, White Trash, Germany
10/01 Braunschweig, Nexus, Germany
10/02 Halle, Rockstation, Germany
10/03 Amberg, Rockdomizil, Germany
10/04 Wörgl, Komma, Austria
10/05 Linz, Ann and Pat, Austria
10/06 Klagenfurt, Transporter, Austria
10/07 Roncà, Jack The Ripper, Italy
10/08 Viareggio, Café Flora, Italy
10/09 Obermarchtal, Kreuz, Germany
10/10 TBA
10/11 Arnstadt, Jungfer, Germany
10/12 Würzburg, Immerhin, Germany
10/13 Dortmund, FZW, Germany
10/14 Mülheim, Star Club, Germay

There will be updates several times every day, so come back soon!
Enjoy the diary & enjoy the ride!
More information about the band on www.chucknorrisexperiment.com

THE LINE-UP
Chuck Ransom - Vocals
Chuck Lee Riot - Rhythm Guitars
Chuck Baker - Drums
Chuck Mojo - Bass
Chuck Daniels - Lead Guitar

/ Chuck Ransom